If you knew Mary Sue
Then you'd know why I am blue
Oh, Mary - my Mary Sue
Well, I love you, gal,
And every fic I know does too.

You charm who you want to
Just like your author wrote you to
Oh, Mary - my Mary Sue
I'm not mad at you
'Cause you don't know what you do

Mary Sue, Mary Sue
Sweet and pretty, smart and witty
Mary Sue
Oh, Mary - my Mary Sue
You're so talented
I just don't know what to do

Fandoms that you once scorned
Are now, for the taking, yours
Oh, Mary - my Mary Sue
Your perfection's such
That I'll always dream of you

Please be true, Mary Sue
Though your power's great as mountains
Mary Sue
Oh, Mary - my Mary Sue
The imperfe-ections
Are what I love most in you

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